Splinter View: Chapter 4 — November 10, 2025
CHAPTER 4 — “Lab-Rat Setup”
The kitchen island is the only surface large enough to double as a workstation, so I claim it like a research flag. Out come foam-lined cases: diffraction grating, micro-USB spectro board, a nest of fiber-optic cable coiled like transparent linguine. Mika flops on the braided rug, chin between paws, eyes tracking every metallic clink.
“Step one,” I narrate, because hearing the plan keeps adrenaline honest. “Baseline calibration.” Talking to myself has become safer than talking to anyone else. At least the instruments don’t judge tone or intent. I seat the grating, snap the board’s latch, and plug the cable into my laptop. The screen blooms with a satisfyingly noisy rainbow—raw photon chatter waiting to be tamed. Tonight I’ll feed it readings of forest-floor ambient light, filter out the chlorophyll spike, and map possible pollutant scatter. Simple. Elegant. Publishable.
Smart plugs next: I stab one into an outlet, connect the spectrometer’s power strip, another for exterior motion cams. Phone app pings green. “Alexa,” I call toward the countertop puck Professor Horvenstein left behind, “sublimate the caffeine.” The vintage drip machine rattles to life, burping steam like a polite volcano. For a second, the smell of coffee almost tricks me into thinking I’m back in Horvenstein’s lab—before the walls learned how to listen. Mika’s ear twitches at the sound; my own pulse steadies beneath the domestic hiss.
Confidence is a drug. I spool fiber-optic line through the slider’s weather strip, planning to snake it under the deck later for soil-level sampling. Beside me the laptop registers the cable’s light loss, and I hum approval—exactly within predicted tolerances. I allow myself a small, smug grin: alone in the woods and still three steps ahead of Murphy’s Law.
Without looking up, I angle my spare phone—now a security cam—toward the living-room arch. Deck glass fills a third of the preview window, reflecting my back lit by laptop glow. The image wobbles while auto-focus hunts. For half a second the reflection behind me seems to stretch—mouth too wide, teeth too many. Focus snaps sharp, and it’s just the sliding door, double-paned and empty.
I thumb SAVE on the cam’s setup, chalk the glitch to low light, and return to wiring the last sensor. Steam curls from the coffee carafe, fogging the lower half of the door glass. I inhale the roast smell, declare the setup “good enough for peer review,” and scoop Mika’s ears on my way to the mug rack. The ritual feels clean, clinical—like proof I can still build something stable out of noise.
Outside, somewhere beyond the fogged deck glass, a single brass chime tries to move but, for now, stays perfectly still.
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